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Things you have learnt

 
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The Educatee
23.09.9 00:00
 
Good day.Please share the key things you have learnt from expensive training courses you have attended. Please summarise in bullet point format.Thank you.
 
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Anon
23.09.9 00:00
 
- People don't read bullet points
 
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
23.09.9 00:00
 
- How to sleep with the lights on
 
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Bloggsy
23.09.9 00:00
 
- How to lie with a straight face
 
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big joe
23.09.9 00:00
 
How to create a 100 slide deck and nobody ends up reading it.
 
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anon
23.09.9 00:00
 
That a career as a trainer may see me through to retirement once people finally realise how rubbish a management consultant I am
 
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trainer
24.09.9 00:00
 
how to smile at and encourage people who have no ability to pay attention for more than 5 minutes and how if they behaved like that in a client meeting would be shown the door pretty damn quick.how to send out 'reminders' of what was covered on the course to peopleactually have an idea of what the point of it waswhere not to order sandwiches from and that no one ever eats the egg oneshow it's always a good idea to get a director or partner on a course as it';s entertaining watching all other delegates fawn for a weekto smile ruefully when i know that the people i've trained will not use what i've taught them and at some popint screw up hugely because of that
 
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trainer
24.09.9 00:00
 
and not to go on facebook when your laptop is attached to the projector
 
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Weener Keener
30.09.9 00:00
 
Never, ever fart in a lift on your own. No matter how tempting, when the doors open, there's only one possible culprit......
 
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anon
30.09.9 00:00
 
Initially bend over when you're asked, then ask others to bend over
 
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everything I have ever learnt in bullet point format
30.09.9 00:00
 
......and.!
 
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Jimmie Daniels
16.09.10 00:00
 
I've learnt that instead of a £2000+VAT course, I learn better by buying a £65 study book from Amazon!I find I absorb information quicker by reading as opposed to having somebody talk at you.Depends on the subject and trainer though.Jimmiewww.itbodies.co.uk
 
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anon
17.09.10 00:00
 
"Never, ever fart in a lift on your own. No matter how tempting, when the doors open, there's only one possible culprit......"It's good advice, but at which expensive traing course did you learn that!!
 
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anon
17.09.10 00:00
 
don't f'ck up
 
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rc
17.09.10 00:00
 
never take advice from a consultant who has neve worked outside consulting
 
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Foodie
20.09.10 00:00
 
That there is nowhere decent to get lunch in Woking.
 
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anon
21.09.10 00:00
 
Thali Thali on the Chertsey Rd (by KFC) is a decent curry house.
 
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Bob
21.09.10 00:00
 
I thought amusing posts on this site were dead......how wrong I was. You just need to ask the right question!
 
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Trainee
22.09.10 00:00
 
If you try really hard, you can fit nearly 500 words on a single powerpoint slide. This ensures that course participants get the maximum amount of information from your presentation.
 
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trainee
22.09.10 00:00
 
To get more than 500 words on a single slide:-Reduce font size-Move the project away from the screeen to make it look bigger-Overlay animated boxes£2000+VAT please.
 
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Eagle
22.09.10 00:00
 
Don't share your desktop with a redtube window open
 
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