'Greetings from Takijistan!I am wishing of coming to your great MBB work in consilting for the investments. My experieence is nice. My uncle had freind who held golfing sticks for Jimmey the Cayne in rounds when bank was dying. My father knows Sir Eliot Spitzer's girl nice well. Very, very preety, but worth nothing to lose big top job for. Big shame that. At school my teecher always siad that I know price of everytinge and value of nothinge, just like your traders of the subprime.In the London where the women like boat refugees I know the one they call LBB, and the Pear, they good like me, but dress like sloppy vagin.I never lie. I forget easy and in my country that is not for good. If they catch you in lie in Takijistan, they do terrable things too you with electric sticke. I had problam with the walkings for a little time, but I recover good now well. Not all do well after electric sticke, especial if many stickeings take.I am wanting to be Consultant. In markeet and beed war, I always get good price. I never misprice, as I don't know how to do math - see, I have much in commun with your consulting peeple I have no skill. If consulting jobs are finished, I could do risky as good.My friende says you have lost plenty money by your doing nothing and powerpointing. I am sorrey for that. Perhaps I come and do nothing - then you lose no money. Already I have good ideas to run your MBB. Tell consultant to stop losings. I can bring electric sticke.I here about your Ac sen ture and pubic selector and uitility price consult. Good that your government covers it with much guarantee. In my countrie, the poorings people pay all the bills for the rich too, so your grate countrie is the same. It is good to be at top in your profishon. I want to be near top. To take much money when there is none for the rest is my dream. Good on you guv!.Your sytem is also good - the politic. A black and woman for top job is nicely ok. In Takijistan we love Oprah Winfrey to. Sometimes the fat girl, sometimes the thin is very good. You are true free peeple. Even I here your consultant are in streete with sign looking for good jobs. In your London they don't knock on door in night if you beg on streete, and you are not taken away off to see family again never. Consultant just laugh ha-ha and call loser for poor the peeple with no jobs. I want to be loser in LonDon some day. But now just I want job. If your jobs are finished, do you know place for job signs pleese ? I like ha-ha too.I hope your IMB is prosper and you have good job for me. My father says he knows you will give me good proper job as most job be here now for your data protect. He says to tell you he now owns 15% of your stocke equity and will buy much more when you make more big losings soon. He has many electric sticke now and most money in all Takijistan .