Peeps,I failed my degree but I feel my destiny lies within an MBB firm. I have great leadership abilities, have an analytical brain and can use powerpoint and excel.I feel really superior on the inside, but conventional academic means are not designed to measure innate brilliance of the type possessed by moi.Any room for a maverick?

sorry to be blunt but someone has to stop your fantasy in its tracks: the answer is no.

Mars,Surely even you can tell that the poster is taking the p!ss......

Perhaps he was referring to Mr Nail's choice of chocolate bar?Mars just doesn't like mavericks (it's a branding thing)

Jimmy Nail = FaildohI have an MSCE. Any good?

Jeez should have spotted this - having a really bad day! Feel a bit of a twix.